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Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.
Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.
Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.
Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.
Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.
His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"
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although he’s crazy hot, he’s biggest heartbreaker you’ll ever meet
“did you see that guy?”
“yeah he’s probably a jacob”
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A phrase that summarizes women’s frustration with toxic, abusive, psychopathic men.
Specifically Nate Jacobs from euphoria but it can also be used as a way of saying “fuck psychopathic men”
“Jules is falling in love.”
“With Nate. fuck Nate.”
“You know what?”
“fuck Nate Jacobs”
“Fuck Nate Jacobs”
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2 weak ass nikas with limb dicks that cant get bitches and are lil scum bags, faggs, harambe looking ass fukkers
omg those 2 are tyler and jacob
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When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.
I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!
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Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”