Good job!

Something people say when they think you really suck.

Good job, Bush!

Way to go! 50%!

Good job, ass hole.

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Q-Job

An incredibly dangerous, and unimaginably pleasurable sexual position,
Considered by authorities to be simply an urban myth.
The details are unknown.
There are six people confirmed to have survived a Q-job, three are insane,
Two are currently off-the-grid,
The sixth is actor Sean Connery.

I hear Heath Ledger received a Q-Job the night before it happened

They say the Q-Job was discovered in the city of Sodom, right before it was destroyed

"She shtarted performenk ah Q-job on meh,
I shaid 'I musht be dreamenk'"
Actor Sean Connery on the Q-Job

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Hand job

Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.

"You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"

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skull job

another word for a blowjob. Sucking a dick. Puffing a peter. Smoking a pole.

Man: Hey girl, come over here, get on your knees,open your mouth, and give me a skull job.

Girl: I want you to fuck my skull hard.

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bob job

When a incompetent electrician attempts to wire a control panel while stuttering wildly.

This contractor totally gave me a bob job.

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state job

Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.

Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."

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cherry job

When you fuck an extra-tight virgin pussy, thus popping her cherry

Paul: Dude, did you tap that chick Coco last night?
Emanuel: Yeah man, it hurt like hell though, it was a cherry job. Can you believe she was a virgin?

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