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Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.
I could go for a Johnson right now.
Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.
"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
A really really cool last name.
Mr Johnson came late to class
your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis
your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson
Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
Wow johnson is a great guy
He is such a adorable and talented guy
Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
“What’s your name?”
“Johnson”
“Oh that explains your third leg...”