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A fetish Jordan, someone who loves feet, loves to suck on toes and the licking and sucking of the feet, loves sexual acts with the feet.
That boy I met last night, he was such a fetish Jordan, he could not get over my feet.
The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"
Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.
Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan
Jordan is a girl that is really caring and thoughtful. Wants to be a nurse and has a great bf that she will always love. She care about her country and the people in it. She loves Staffies. She a great girl. Only bad thing is that I can tell when she’s grumpy cause she makes a grumpy face.
Jordan like rob
Jordan reiter is a great girl
DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan