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1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING
Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July
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National fuck your best friend day
Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰
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If your born on July 4th your gay or a stud/dyke
Kashmyr:She’s so gay
Saniyah:yea I know she’s brown on July 4th
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A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.
Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
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The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
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July 11 is national send a tit pic day where you ask anybody for a tit pic and they have to send you one.
July 11, You have to send a tit pic on this day or you are going to hell.
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National best day of the world
Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!
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