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When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me
When you stick a drum stick in your arsehole and eat it.
Danny held me down and performed a Kentucky Chungus; In order to provide proper nutrition to the team before the big game.
“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”
The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.
Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.
When you fill a truck bed full of piss.
George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week
When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.
Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.
Onanism with an item of furniture
Setees's all sticky, meemaw. JD been workin' the Kentucky back-hoe again?