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The King of Thailand, better known as Bhumibol Adulyadej. he is known as such for his love of feet (at least according to Westerners!)
Peter: Who is that ugly ape?
Kulongkorn: That is our ugly Ape King.
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The best drinking game ever. Played with 4 or more players.. you could play with less but that would be LAME.
A- Waterfall: Whoever draws the Ace begins to drink and everyone starts drinking (clockwise). No one can stop drinking until the person before them stops drinking
2- You: whoever draws the 2 can pick whoever they want and that person has to drink
3- Me: whoever draws the 3 has to drink
4- Whores: all the girls have to drink
5- Categories: whoever draws 5 chooses a category (beer, condoms, etc) and everyone has to name something within that category. if someone can't think of something new to add to the category or repeats something that's been stated, they must drink
6- Dicks: all the guys have to drink
7- Heaven: everyone has to point to the sky and the last person to point upward has to drink
8- Date: whoever draws 8 chooses someone that has to drink with them every time they have to drink
9- Rhyme: whoever draws 9 begins a rhyme and everyone has to keep it up. whoever can't think of the next rhyme drinks
10- Never Have I Ever: Hold up 3 fingers and name things you've never done. If someone has done them they put their finger down. Whoever is left with no fingers has to drink
J- Back: whoever drew previously drinks
Q- Question Master: whoever draws the Queen has the power to ask questions. whoever answers the question has to drink
K- King: Whoever draws the King gets to create a rule and whoever breaks the rule drinks
"Let's play King's Cup and get wasted tonight."
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1)Masters of the hookah in your local area. Those who have many tricks and tips for smoking hookah.2)A franchise in Albuquerqe NM that sell hookahs and accesories.
Zack, Cam, and Bryan are the hookah kings of our local school system.
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A king hobo is a job occupation in which there can only be one. The job of the king hobo is to keep the hobo population in balance. The hobo king must have a master's degree in at least all social science courses. He/she is chosen by a unanimous vote from the united nations. This job occupation is a job occupation for life. Unlike other king-ships, this job is not passed down through the blood line.
James: "Did you hear the United Nations have elected a new king hobo?"
Clark: "Yeah! I am surprised he went to college for every master in his social sciences!"
Maxwell: "I heard about it... He brought a family of hobos into prosperity and our family into the life of a hobo."
James and Clark: "Ouch dude, sucks for you."
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The guy with the best Rizz around.
Me: Did you see how many girl’s numbers Adre got?
Person: Yeah, he is the Rizz King
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A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"
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The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.
King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.
Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.
Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.
King of the Geeks (positive):
Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!
King of the Geeks (negative):
Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.
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