LIG (Low Income Girl)

noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life

plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats

antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"

"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"

"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"

" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"

" Once a LIG, always a LIG"

" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"

" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"

" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"

" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"

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Sweet 'n' Low Challenge

In the same vein as the cinnamon challenge, the Sweet 'n' Low Challenge requires someone to down a whole packet of Sweet 'n' Low artificial sweetener and try not to gag on how disgusting it is.

COURNTEY: "Kellen just did the Sweet 'n' Low Challenge!"
SARAH: "Yes, I could tell by the look of pain on his face as he fell to the ground coughing and desperately called for water."

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low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

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Swing Low Sweet Chariot

When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.

Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.

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ive hit my low

You or a person has hit their lowest point in life, and is trying to fix it.

Alex: "hey, how you've been?"
Douche: "ive hit my low ever since she found out I cheated."

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the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.

It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

Low-key slam piece

1. That girl you recently hooked up with that you don't tell your friends and peers about.

2. Any girl you hook-up with from Tinder

3. That girl that you bring back from the bars after 1:00 A.M. and when you wake up the next day, you swear she looked much more attractive the night before.

I am hanging with my low-key slam piece tonight that I matched with on Tinder.