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to dance, boogie, or otherwise get down
Hey babe, let's blow this popsicle stand and hit the club. There after we will trip the light fantasstic.
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The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.
"I just got the Three Red Lights!
AGAIN!
DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"
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When you find yourself stopped next to someone at a red light and proceed to put the car in neutral and rev your engine, regardless of whether the car is a piece of shit Chevy Lumina or a nasty Chey Corvette. If they hear it, they will respond with a rev of their own, and when the light turns green the race is on, unless they're a fuckin pussy
I can't believe that guy pussed out of that Red Light challenge, I wanted to race his ass
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A song from the musical RENT. The girl Mimi is asking the man Roger to light her candle. She keeps blowing it out so she can stay in his room for longer. Roger knows that Mimi is on drugs, as he recognizes the signs from when he was on drugs. Roger tells Mimi that her smile reminds him of his dead girlfriend. Mimi leaves, then comes back, saying that she dropped her drugs. Mimi bends down to look on the floor, then asks Roger if it's true that she has a nice butt. He is embarrassed, but says that she does. He then finds the drugs on the floor, but doesn't give it to her, instead putting it in is back pocket. Roger runs out of matches, but Mimi says that it's all right, as their eyes will adjust. She then asks Roger to dance, and takes the packet of drugs out of his pocket. She waves it in the air, teasing, then leaves.
Wha'd you forget?
Got a light?
I know you. You're- You're shivering!
It's nothing, they turned off my heat, and I'm just a little weak on my feet. Would you light my candle? What are you staring at?
Nothing. Your hair in the moonlight. You look familiar. Can you make it?
Just haven't eaten much today at least the room stopped spinning. Anyway... What?
Nothing. Your smile reminded me-
I always remind people of- Who is she?
She died. Her name was April.
It's out again. Sorry 'bout your friend. Would you light my candle?
Well-
Yeah?
Oh the wax, it's-
Dripping, I like it between my-
Fingers, I figured- Oh well. Good night.
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Without question the best all around summer beer that everyone loves to hate.
BLL>Miller Lite
You can man up and order a miller, or be a gentlemen and say: I'd Like a Bud Light Lime.
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A stylish cigarette favored by teenage girls and social smokers because its not as addictive. It comes in a silver box and has less nicotine and cancerous shit than marlboro reds. Tastes really smooth too, but "real" smokers will call you a fake.
-So what do you smoke?
- omg! I'm a seventeen year old social smoker. Like of course i smoke marlboro ultra lights/
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What light blue nails mean is that when a girl has light blue nail polish on she has a boyfriend.
“Yo man look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Bro do you not see her light blue nails she has a boyfriend”
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