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When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson
Chezz got locked up they won’t let him out!!
For fuck sake chezz why did u get locked up last night?
The locking of something, usually a particular person
“Oh you was guarded by pala? No wonder you was locked up”
It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh
That girl Hanna got shit locked down
A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
The act of a woman wrapping her legs around someones head and using a bicycle U-Lock to lock her ankles together while being pleasured orally.
"Omg! I came 4 times last night! Brian pulled out the U-Lock last night and ate me out for hours!"
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room