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A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.
John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."
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(1) Brother of Tom Cruise's Ethan Hunt character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies.
(2) Guy who plays the submissive hole in a gay relationship.
(1) TOM CRUISE: "I'm looking for Mike Hunt. He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is, or I'll blow your fucking head off"!
(2) (In prison) "Hey Bubba, leave him alone; he's Mike Hunt. I never bother your bitches".
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Nobody really care about him
Who the Fuck is this Mike Doan again?
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Mike is the most amazing boy in the world. He’s the kind of guy who’s extremely sweet, and is a bit of a bad boy with tattoos and piercings. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. One that if you get to know, can show you love, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. He tries his hardest to make you happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways, which always reassures you that he loves you. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with Mike. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
Look at that Mike D'Urso.
Can you please be a Mike D'Urso.
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one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer
see also: smoke
Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.
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Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!
When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!
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Loser with a hairy ass and nice titties. and dirty sheets.... he has a small penis so girls beware!!!!
Mike Smith goes to Hopkins....
"Would you like to get with Mike Smith?"
"No I'd rather get with Paul/"
"NO Man hes got a small penis too!"
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