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When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.
Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)
When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.
Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
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Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?
Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?
This is how incompetent psychology instructors describe any term they don't understand.
Just think of the placebo effect as a psychological mind event.
When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
“Is that your real hair?”
“Does it matter? Mind Yours.!”
A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.
Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?