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morgan brdecka

The most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen. Her eyes are blue with a little brown around the pupil, The way her clothes fit tightly around her body, The way she smiles and her eyes sparkle, Her sense of kindness and loyalty is unbeatable. Everyone needs a girl like her in their life and if you had her and didn’t keep her that’s your biggest loss

I am in love with Morgan brdecka

by If you’re in love find her December 28, 2022


Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

by John3482 November 30, 2022


The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 21, 2023


Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken

Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!

by gojosgf February 28, 2021


morgan pierce

A slow girl who can’t pronounce stump and is the destroyer of puss

Morgan pierce can come and get this puss once she deals with that stump- dirty black man

by Kooterdaddy May 1, 2024