The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

mother of the night fork

Bitch; Annoying Bitch
(Short as mnf)

She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???

mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with

John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.

bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.

Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!

Ur brother's A mother

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".

1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)

mother fucker huh

confusion

Mother fucker huh

Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight

Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight