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When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.
The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.
When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.
a roller coaster that you ride, and when everyone screams they yell "nyahhhhh"
named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples
(helpless civilian): OMG it's ross!
(ROSS) :NYAHHHHHH, ROSS MOUNTAIN !!!
Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.
Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs
Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.
Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.