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A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.
It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.
"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"
Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".
"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"
your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.
you taste delicious, just like fags.
to make it simple your just plain weird .
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An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.
i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.
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The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
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an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more eggs and milk to the batter. still infantile.
i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
bring me some some baby muffins, hoe!
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Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.
"Is that a muffin top costume?"
"No thats just her fat"
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