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The greatest rock and roll band that ever existed.
"Guns N' Roses are cool and stuff"
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slipping under the covers to have sex with someone sleeping in bed and then tucking them back in
This morning I had to wake up extra early for work, but first I got in a fuck 'n' tuck with my sleeping girlfriend.
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An hard-rock/heavy metal group popular in the late 80's into the early 90's. Known world-wide and extremely popular in the US and UK. Toured Worldwide including Australia and Japan for their Use Your Illusion Tour. Original members include Axl Rose (singer), Slash (lead guitar), Izzy Stradlin (rhythm guitar), Duff McKagan (bass) and Steven Adler (drums). Drummer was later replaced by Matt Sorum and pianist Dizzy Reed was introduced for the Use Your Illusion albums.
Guns N' Roses rock hard.
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Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
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A command used to make the word “bigger” look bigger on Discord.
Big discord message hack!
Step 1) Send a message that says “bigger”
Step 2) Send a mesaage that says “s/b/n”
Step 3) WATCH!
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Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass.
See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.
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California's burger joint. Fries are nasty as shit, burgers suck, and the only thing they got going is shakes. There's only like 3 burgers you can order, so it doesnt hold a candle to any fast food restaurant, including white castle. Why do you think In-N-Out never made it to the East Coast...?
Yo, I went to In-N-Out burger and got diarrhea.
Where do they get potatoes from to make the fries?
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