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basically let's just say...oh I don't know....not a pretty titty. A sight to see. Yet iconically leaves you with a feeling that you wished you hadn't. Cross eyed rack. One of pancake sized nipple goes southwest & the other northeast. Whoa!
Holy shit, that bitch had a nipple eye-sore. I was like thanks, but no thanks, but ahhh... i'll pass on the flapjacks.
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Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.
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The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
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Person 1: What's a dick nipple?
Person 2: It's pretty self explanatory
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another word for a really pretty girlie toot.
1.) Yo braw did you just see dat sexy poot nipple?
2.) I feel like a poot niple today
3.) My neighbor is such a pootnipple!
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When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.
I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.
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Typically two slim thick pieces of fabric that are used to cover up the nipples of a male or female
Yo those nipple pasties pornhub released are dope I’m bouta cop
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