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noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.
I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!
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The groping of some form of body part through one's pockets whether in pants or on the shirt.
Dude A: What was that you were just doing?!
Dude B: Man, her hoodie was so short that i could pocket-grope her dirty pillows!
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A pocket decline is the act of letting a friend request, on a social networking website, expire in your inbox. This is usually done in order to prevent someone you don't like from being your friend on said social networking website without offending them.
The phrase "pocket decline" is derived from the phrase pocket veto, where a lawmaker (with veto power) to allow a bill to expire by not signing it, but also not rejecting it, in order to save face.
Person A: Hey dude. Brittany sent me a friend request on Facebook, so...
Person B: You mean, stalker Brittany?
Person A: Yeah... I think I'm going to let this one pocket decline... She might try to kill me in my sleep otherwise.
Person B:...Yeah.
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When one pulls their penis out through a zipper or hole in the pocket and and then lets out a loud Chewbacca sound on unwitting people.
John reached in his pocket to pay for a pack of gum and Pocket Wookied the cashier and ran out the door.
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(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."
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When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant
"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"
Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998
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A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.
Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!
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