A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.
Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.
Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!
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quite like rice, but used to refer an australian built car.
typically a commodore or falcon
holy shit, that's a serious meat pie!
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The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
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A strictly 'one time' serving of metaphorical pie enjoyed whilst at, or sourced from, a university.
We came home on Sunday morning with nothing more than rude heads, blue balls and a sincere longing for uni-pie.
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Used to describe an Epic Fail. Pie, being epic, and fail, being, err... well, fail of course!
For example of Pie Fail, see Shaun Livingston
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To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.
The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!
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taylor cos she's the cutest lil girl in the world
person 1: oh damn she's a cutie pie
person 2: fuck off Taylor's mine
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