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when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
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Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.
I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.
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(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
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When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.
I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.
I layed an egg.
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Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."
Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"
Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
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Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
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A song written by Bill Bloom and Frankie Smith and performed by Frankie Smith. Originally released in 1981 by WMOT records. It was the first song to popularize the use of "izz" infixation (ie. "Wizze izzare plizzayin dizzouble dizzutch" which translates as "We are playing double dutch").
"Double Dutch Bus" is one hot track.
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