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When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
Blunt•X•Minded:
(Adj) (Bluhhhnt Ex Minded)/
//: Stands for being truthful ,strong spoken, a person of high self value based off their accolades and or passion to continue ,a individual who holds knowledge dear to them,one who is outspoken or distinctively
heard and incline to think in a particular manner
He Blunt X Minded
clumsy mind, dull-witted, stupid
If you don't know such obvious things, then you really are a heavy mindd
A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.
Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?
A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.
Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?
A run on blathering of temporarily incoherent lyrics sung by the band phish at the end of a really weird set break when you are waiting in a seemingly unending line to fill your water so you can return to your crew and dance at Mondegreen. Surrounded by 50,000 people all looking at you wondering why you are so weird.
Hey bro, what’s between you and your mind… my mind mind mind. What set is it, where’s my keys, can you help me get back to my camp and do you have any balloons?