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Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it
He did weed penis last night.
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Penis soup is where 4 male figures dip their unholy genitals into a steamy pot of noodle or chicken soup and then one by one lick the soup off each others balls.
Hey Shayan would you like to play penis soup with me Brody and Laird
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Someone who goes on a rampage trying to find a dick to suck.
Wow she was such a Penis Hunter today.
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The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.
I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.
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A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
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When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long
You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED
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