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When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.
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little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.
Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.
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when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.
the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts
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A phrase meant to be used as a comparison for anything, with or without regard to the image itself. The phrase can be used in a comparison that makes sense to the literal meaning of the image--that is, there is a person named Clancy who has nuts (though "nuts" in itself can be interpreted as many things)--or in an abstraction.
It was raining harder than Clancy's nuts; The sky opened up like Clancy's nuts; I gotta pain that aches like Clancy's nuts; The man was as bald as Clancy's nuts; The woman had more shoes than Clancy's nuts; et al.
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Saggy testicles that hang over the anus when laying down.
Man, last night I farted so hard, I blew off my nut covers.
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Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.
Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.
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