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He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs
Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"
A Minecraft character and the generic famous skin.
A respectable figure.
Bob: I just met the real Steve!
Jake: Are you ok?
A handsome men has big dick and is a good friend and when u meet him he will get u wet even if ur a boy
Wow Steve u have a big dick!!!
The bestest most sexy and funny OL. such an Oski Stan and Cal trivia fanatic. #joinrallycom Lover of Mr.Worldwide (305) very speedy(this is due to the glasses) always late, directionally challenged
The other day I had a question about Cal so I asked OL Steve and he just started singing Hotel Motel
The first gay man, who fucked Adam in the ass... and Adam lowkey loved it but preferred to stay in the closet. Eve was hysterical btw, but was glad that at least their kids never knew they had the first gay dad.
Bible thumper: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam: Well... err.. now that you mention it...!!
Steve loves the cold more than life itself. He loves a beer, cold of course! Even his soul is cold.
Steve loves the cold more than he loves his wife