milk baby

A person who suckled the teet of their mother for far too long and continues to constantly drink milk with every meal when they have the opportunity.

Normal person: Why are you drinking milk while eating McDonald's?
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.

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milk the cunt

Preparing for something to happen in the near future.

-"oh shit man, I have a test tomorrow"
-"Damn man, you better milk the cunt or you will fail!"

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Milk Muscles

Another names for tits.

"Look at the milk muscles on that chickenhead.

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F-Milk

Slang term, referring to semen and ejaculate.

"After we finished having sex, she had F-Milk all over her stomach."

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Milk steak

When you get steak and put it in a container of milk and slide it under the fridge for a couple years.

Grab the milk steak jimmy.

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pasteurized milk

Milk from cows that live in pastures.

MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.

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milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

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