Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

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Round Ones

Ecstacy tablets

Hey cuz yah got any round ones

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burn one

To smoke a cigarette or other dried plant leaf.

Are you ready to burn one?
I need to burn one.

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One Direction

five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.

"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."

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One of them

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!

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Oneity-One

The real way to say 11.

Guy 1: Start the number alphabet at the letter 10
Guy 2: ten oneity-one twelve thirteen-
Guy 1: What.

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one butan

describing a mac..

macs, lol

person1: my mac rules
person2: no it doesn't, it can't play games
person1: ...
person2: ONE BUTAN!
person1: :ssj:

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