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A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.
"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."
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Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
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When you or your buddies do something high-risk and important without getting caught. Based off the Nintendo 64 game Perfect Dark.
"Dude, were gonna use today to move those two huge marijuana plants we've had growing by the river. You wanna come?"
"Yeah man but we gotta be Perfect Dark Style about it"
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For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.
"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"
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Have you seen Shahns penis? It’s perfect Shahn has the perfect penis when it’s pumped! Only when it’s pumped.
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When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.
I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!
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When a women gets ejaculated over her tits in a bra shape so that when it dries it is a perfect fitting bra.
Rebecca: How does Melissa run so fast without being uncomfortable.
Sarah: I heard her boyfriend got her a Perfect Bra.
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