Rule 11

Watching Porn with your friends is gay.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got new copies of porn man. Wanna go watch it with me at my house?

Guy 2: Rule 11, man, rule 11.

Guy 1: I know.

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Rule 420

at 4:20 (PM or AM) one must smoke any marijuana substance available. (this includes, but is not limited to, eating, snorting, fucking, cooking, etc.)

Girl: hey what time is it?

Guy: its 4:20 PM

Girl: i think im gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette.

Guy: Rule 420 bitch!

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Rule 41

The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.

Bob: At least somebody will get in bed with *me*.

Joe: Uh...erm.... STUPIDFACE!

*ten minutes later*

Joe: "At least my sister doesn't whore it up with me". Genius. Why didn't I get this when I needed it?

Carl: Rule 41.

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Rule 319

Rule 319 states that:

a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.

b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.

Dude 1: Yo if you search literally anything and put "coronavirus" at the end, there's gonna be at least something related to it.
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man

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Rule 199

Rule 199 cancle outs awkward turtle, anyone doing awkward turtle at that time has to be slapped round the face. UNLESS the awkward Turtle user applies Rule 10101

*Awkward Silence*
*Awkward Turtle*
"Rule 199!"
*Boom Slap*

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The Five Rules

Five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any sexual acts with. Once you break one rule, you break them all. These are;
1. Animals
2. Men (presuming you're male)
3. Family
4. Children
5. Dead People

Sean: Tom's getting off a 14 year old again.
Matthew: Lock up your cat, he'll be going for that next!
Sean: What do you mean?
Matthew: 'The Five Rules', once you break one rule you break them all...

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Rule 240

The rule from when American airlines were regulated by the government, stating that an airline had to make their "best effort" to get you on any flight, on any airline. (See tinyurl.com/327nqn for more info on what still exists as sort of a "Rule 240" in most airlines' Conditions of Carriage documents.

Airline} said there was weather trouble in Dallas, so I used Rule 240.

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