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When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
When someone sends you multiple snapchats and you don't reply to any of them for a long period of time. And when you finally acknowledge their existence and send them a snap back, they fail to reply.
He hasn't sent me any snaps back yet. I think I'm stuck in a game of snap tag.
Team Snap is a recreational sports app for used for kids' baseball, basketball, soccer etc. Team Snap Culture has resulted in coaches adding in practices and games at the last minute- something they could not do before the app existed.
Parents of 9 year old kids at 9:20pm at night: "Coach did I just read this correctly? Is there a game added tomorrow morning at 10:15am?
Coach: That is correct. See you then.
Parents: This has gotten ridiculous. That's 13 hours notice.
Coach behind the scenes is shrugging because- "Team Snap Culture ".
suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life
the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
Shap Snap
The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.
Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.
“Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”
An unsolicited dick pic sent via snapchat
Yo Stacy Brian just sent me a snap hard
to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)
No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.