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What you get when you give an amazing blow job.
Katie: How was it?
Mason: Amazing you get a gold star on your forehead
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A rapper who claims to be a gangster. Currently ninety-nine percent of all rappers fall into this category.
Rapper says, "Yo B I'm a gangster!" Listener looks at him and says, "Oh, you mean you like to pretend to be something you're not, and then talk about it to a nice beat in effort to confuse the real facts. You're not a gangster Fool-Dog, you're a gang-star."
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Worst TV shows and movies ever! Star Wars and Lord of the Rings kick the living crap out of it. Remember you are either a loser Trekie who give nerds a bad name or a Star Wars fan, cool and loved.
MR. Him: We'll be watching Star Trek in class today.
Me: I'm sorry, it's against my every princples.
MR. Him: `Eowyn, you dang Star Wars fan.
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A lesbian who has been with a man.
that girl can't be a Tarnished Star at all!
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totally better than star trek.
Dude: Man, star trek fucking sucks
Guy: watch Star wars then
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A space opera franchise that tells stories about various groups of terrorists who usually ally themselves with a cult of space wizards who go fight their galaxy wide government, where half the fan base are constantly at each other's throats over childish opinions with some fans sending death threats to each other for liking a different movie than them.
"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)
Star Wars is good tho
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The best series of all time, It just is.
Freind- "Hey bro you wanna see the new star wars?"
Star Wars Nerd (Me)- "Ive already seen it 12 times but yeah."
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