A nickel too much to get a dime

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

Too $hort

One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.

A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.

But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?

huh too

Phrase used to add emphesis which is said after making a statement.

That bitch is fine, huh too

choppas is too

when everything is going as planned, and running smoothly. takin from a Hell Rell song, in which the rugas are on deck, and choppas is too

"hey man, i know you can get the bud, but what are we gonna do about the Dutches?"

"dont worry my nig, dutches are on deck, choppas is too"

too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

Ass too God

When you wholeheartedly believe in something.

"Ass too God, bro- I really want a sandwich."