beat buddies

ok. so you've heard of fuck buddies right? just friends who do each other from time to time
ok, so hear me out, i got a sweet idea for all those religious chicks
see i was pondering this while playing WoW with c dav earlier, and remembered a girl telling me she wanted to save herself for marriage. so i thought, what about BEAT buddies?
see, just a guy and girl friend who 'bate to each other. that way, it breaks no virginal code, cause there's no penetration

Guy A: Hey man, Alexandra wants to save herself for marriage.. now we can't be fuck buddies.
Guy B: Well dude, you can still have fun and save her virginity too: just become Beat Buddies
Guy C: That's right, if you play it out right, you could become all-tim 'Bate Dates

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Tunnel-buddy

When two gay men share a chronic addiction to anal fornication. Habituation of anal sex will eventually scar one's anus, marking one as a permanent "Tunnel-buddy."

"Oi, faggot, I heard you were officially labeled as a Tunnel-buddy by Anderson Cooper."

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Single buddies

Where a girl and lad are both single and shag so basically friends with benefits

"Hey u want be single buddies could really us u for my company rn"

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bio buddy

You put each other's @ in your bios

@mike is on my bio so that makes him my bio buddy

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cootie buddy

a special bond shared between a girl and guy who both have cooties. after arguing about who really has them they come to the decision that they both have them and become bestfriends.

tanner and kailee are eachother's cootie buddy.

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Yeah Buddi!!!

When someone says something "awesome" or something interesting you can say "yeah buddi" to add some effect to what they said

Mark: I just got a new puppy!!!"
David: "Yeah Buddi!!!"

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Eating buddy

Favourite persons to dine with or eat with.

One of my main eating buddies has turned vegan so now I'm short on an eating buddy.

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