Jack Lescak

an absolute asshole who sexually grunts at everything, and becomes sexually attracted to anything you can make up, makes too many sexual jokes as well. If you have encountered one of these, then you have in fact encountered a "Jack Lescak".

A wild Jack Lescak has now appeared and is making sexual grunts and jokes, you now run away, however he follows and continues.

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High-Jacking

The act of pleasuring yourself, while enjoying the effects of marijuana.

That OG Kush was great! I was high-jacking for hours.

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date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

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Jack Blacking it

You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.

Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"

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jack black

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.

Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.

He is also incredibly sexy!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

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jack fryeing it

When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria

guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).

guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.

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jacking off

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.

Jacking off is typical amongst most people.

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