blow finger

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

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blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

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Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

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blow a gasket

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

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Pro Blow

A certain type of person who is extremely experienced in the art of giving fellatio. Some might say they do this for a living!

"I slobbed his knob on the morning of graduation...my mum shook his hand an hour later! Im a Pro Blow!"

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Smeg-blow

When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.

Jen gave Chris a smeg-blow.

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throw blow

v. The act of vomiting during fellatio.

n. The debris left on a cock following the act of vomiting during fellatio.

Guy: Mmmm.

Girl: Slop. Blargh.

Guy: Did you just Throw Blow?!?! It smells like that dinner I just bought you.

Girl: I'm really sorry. I'll go.

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