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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021


ketchup breakfast food

When you only enjoy ketchup with your breakfast food

"I only eat ketchup with my breakfast foods" said Christina at Antech who loves ketchup breakfast food.

by Stop googling our quotes March 13, 2024


breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.

Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or

humorous anaphoric reference.

"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."

by 5a4dow March 6, 2023


STEPDADDY BREAKFAST

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.

Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.

Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.

by CREAMY PICKLES September 19, 2022


Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018


breakfast tranny

A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.

I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny

by Degeneracy Overdose December 26, 2016


Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023