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Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.
I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.
Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.
Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”
From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China
Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast
Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters