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A phrase said a lot from the wrestlers to the promoters
Wrestler: hey bro do you have any bookings coming up I can work anyone
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a mfer who gets a boner no matter what his step sister does and does not understand consent.
My step bro got a bone as I was washing the dishes
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Oral sex from one of your guy friends in a totally-not-gay way
Guy 1: Yo that dude is sucking your dick! You guys are so fucking gay!
Guy 2: No man, it's cool. it's just a bro j.
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The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.
Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.
At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.
Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.
Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.
Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.
Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.
Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
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A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"
Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
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An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning
Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!
Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros
Or Bros before...not...bros?...
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