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Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."
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a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school
also if you see a dumbass walking by
1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus
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a metaphor / figure of speech..
when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..
similar to a clusterfuck
oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me
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A unit of measure by which all other things can be measured, not only based on standard bacon strip length, but also based on the understanding that bacon is without equal and as so is listed as 1 BU.
That movie was awesome, I'd give it about .8 Bacon Unit (BU).
That guy was huge; at least 8 bacon tall.
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One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.
Did you hear about that slut devlin, i heard he got japanese bus rided.
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The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.
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1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
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