Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

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Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences

Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!

Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

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Making Card For Student Teacher

Making A card for a fat man in an elephant suit

FATMANFAT
TOTALLY UTTERLY FATTTTT
making card for student teacher.

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Get Well Soon Card

500 hits of acid

I’ll take a “get well soon card” worth

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Anti-Fur-day card

Card that gives the holder's permission to not participate in the Fur-day. You must get it from an another redditor. One use only.

Furry: Hey, it's Fur-day tomorrow. It's gonna be so fun ><
Furry's friend: Yeah, I'm not participating. I've got my Anti-Fur-day card.

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You've activated my trap card

A stupid rhetorical phrase used in the 4Kids version of the anime YuGiOh, that makes most anime fans embarrassed to watch it.

"You activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Seriously...wtf!? Well, that's what you get for watching an anime about a fraking card game.

Main character plays a card in a ridiculously nonsensical children's card game in which there seems to be no identifiable rules.

Main character: "You've activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Minor character is physically injured from the results of said children's card game.

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