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A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
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When you fuck a girl, or guy, outside when there is snow and just before you cum you throw a snowball at her pussy, or his asshole, and jizz all over it. You and your partner can then eat it, continue making the nasty, or whatever floats your boat. You can also make a chocolate snow cream where you or your partner shits on the cum covered snowball.
"How did the date go?"
"Well we were bored and the opportunity arose so I snow creamed her."
"Wow that's awesome!"
"She wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that shit is gross so I took her ass home."
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A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.
a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.
me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream
mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.
I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.