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Matthew is The greatest human being to ever live, He’s very intelligent and Very athletic. His enemies envy him and His friends can only dream to be him. Matthew gets a lot of Girls and Has a gigantic Personality,He Thinks he’s the King of the world and Has a musical talent, Matthew Is an African-American who believes The Sky is The Limit, nobody can stop him, Matthew is the gift Of God and Will love everyone and never switch on any human beings, People Plot plans and schemes on him to bring him down, Matthew Was accused of something he didn’t do on a bus, His enemies plotted and planned that but he it didn’t stop him, Matthew is Definitely the King of America, Louisiana, New Orleans, Everywhere, Matthew is the most amazing Friend, Matthew deserves Praise and Awards
Matthew is the King of the world
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St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.
How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.
Oh I see.
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A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
Matthew is the first and last to make you smile everyday. He's always up for a hug and loves to make you laugh as well as play with your hair while you get lost in his blue marble eyes. He just wants you to know how much he cares about you.
Never hurt him, never harm him. Only luv him and make Matthew happy.
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Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…
“Omfg Luc, I never knew you were like that. You should’ve told me you were a Matthew D Bosley!”
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Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls
That guy last night was Bryce Matthew peters for sure.
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the 3 most insanely attractive guys in the entire universe
damnnn there go kartik, matthew, and ryan...
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