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when you bend over to fix a broken appliance, a mexican comes running out of nowhere and pecker-slaps you in the eye and keeps running off into the horizon
Bob: "So how did you get your black eye Billy?"
Billy: "My hose snapped so i bent over to tape it and i got hit by a running mexican!"
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The Mexican Kiss is basically a French Kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue.
Tom: Hey George, is that a burrito?
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl
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A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's
The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.
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mexican yankee sat under a tree pulling his wankee. I voice came down from canada said " son if u make juce fly u die". Now that mexican yankee ran all the way back to mexico city just so he can pull his wankee in peace.
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-When a mexican's hair is poofy and round-like, hair is more stright and slicked back (doesn't have to be curly and hard to comb like an African American's)
-the casual look that most mexicans usually wear their hair
-"Hey, keep off my Mexican fro!"
-"Who doesn't style the mexican fro around here?"
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the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
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a 24 pack of beer, usually of Bud Light cans. The box is tall and skinny like a suitcase, and that is all a mexican really needs when we go on a short adventure.
My homie brought over his mexican suitcase to the lake, and we got fucked up holmes.
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