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Getting caught masturbating a la Pee Wee Herman
Suzie: I caught Mark bustin' a Pee Wee. He had his dingus in one hand and a picture of Jennie in the other.
Cat: You better dump that jackass before he two times you with your best friend.
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the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.
Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!
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The famous cartoon characters brother, who suffers a terrible urinal incontinence. Disliked by kids, as he wets them with urine while he flies around neverland.
Since pee-ter pan moved to the hood, cars have been oxidizing much faster in my street.
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When there is only one open urenal next to two guys. You walk up and get ready to go, but then you notice they're looking at you out of the corner of their eyes. To prevent from being checked out, you waddle all the way up to the urenal, effectively hiding your privates.
Guy, "Aw man, one open urenal. I guess I'm in for a game of hide-and-go-pee."
Guy1, "I got to go, but theres only one urenal left"
Guy2, "Just hide-and-go-pee"
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Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛
I pee on cats
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When you have to go #1 (not a dump) almost every 5 minutes.
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1. A girl is so hot that you would gladly pee in her butt.
2. A girl is so mediocre you would rather pee in her butt,
Damn, look at her. I would so pee in her butt,
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