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1) The fucking of a chick with a sock covering the penis in order to prevent pregnancy when you dont have a condom.
2) Also to be used as an inslult to do in a friends ear, and only in the ear anywhere else is sorta gay.
1)Guy: hey honey sorry but i dont have any condoms so you think i can just sock fuck you
Girl: yeah thats ok
2)Curt: brendan, give me back my deal card and stop cheating or god help me i will sock fuck you straight in the ear
Brendan: geez, chill out thats nasty...fag
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The spelling of people who are white sox fans and too embarrassed to spell the teams name right after being killed by the twins on the field.
Random: Hey billy, is that white sox I see you texting to your gf?
Billy: No, you see, this is white socks, like mom, i forgot my white socks at home.
Jesus: He is lying my son. Like I said, the eleventh commandment, though shou not be a fan of white sox, they are the devil.
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can be a cure for cancer, hunger and all lifes little problems- found on all common moist feet- contains all the bodies best, tangy juices.
1)Give me 10CCs of sock juice, stat!
2)I have a rash, pass me your sock.
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DUDE. I BLACK SOCKS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS GOOD
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when a guy cums into a girls sock(s) and she puts them on
dude last night she wore cum socks
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A sock ass is a person who actually has socks in their ass..... a sock ass physically puts a sock or socks in their ass.
Look at that sock ass.... He's putting socks in his ass!
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in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"
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