The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners
1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider
Spiders! Little NOT insects with 8 legs! Most don't want to hurt humans unless the humans hurt them- Most spiders aren't even dangerous! Sometimes they're even cute!
Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.
Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!
Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.
He glitter spidered my face last night
Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer
There is your boss spider Pittman
a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?