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Primary: A lunch sandwich one can purchase at Johnny’s Bagels in Bethlehem PA.
Secondary: a person who is very miz, gay, and a huge herb...Hence herby turkey
B Pell graduate of Lehigh University 05' is quite the herby turkey.
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The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.
I hd some turkey delight during that sex
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A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
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The noise a girl makes when she is deepthroating your cock.
Last night when Mary was deepthroating me she was Tennessee turkey calling
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the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.
friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
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A party that happens to fall on thanksgiving day or the night before usually put on by teenagers or college students.
Dude I'm so ready for that turkey turn up at Shelby's house! I'm gonna get so hammered and cure the hangover with thanksgiving dinner the next day!
When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.