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To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.
You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.
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When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.
When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.
P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.
the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"
for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.
so, this command is when you know you're fucked.
DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.
The question british people will always ask, and u will always think that u have to respond but no! It's just their beautiful way of greeting.
Dont answer to that.
- Hey mate, you all right?
- You all righ?
Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.
My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.
Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.
Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.
we are running right back its time to reorganize that.
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