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A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.
Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.
Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.
Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!
Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"
When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.
My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder
The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.
Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.
Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road
Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)
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a song my friends in school won't stop singing
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG!
friend: wtf you mean it's old town road is so catchy
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The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.
I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.
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