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When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.
Shooting season starts soon.
Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
A youtuber who makes *legal* 3D printed guns, often showcasing them in a comedic video. Also referred to as PSR.
Q: "What was the name of that song about the mp5 slap?"
A: "HK Slap by print shoot repeat."
noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.