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To give the condensed version of a story.
Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
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Chicen noddle soup with a soda on the side refers to cooking up crack rock.When the crack forms it looks like little peices of chicken.The soda on the side refers to the box of baking soda used in the mix.
Then you serve it to your clients, the neighborhood crackheads.
When you serve crackheads crack, you are serving chicken noodle soup.
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The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.
That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.
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Sounds like shit, tastes even worse.
"Dude, I tossed that chicks salad...it tasted like Tomato and Orange Soup...errr....shit."
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A new dance that looks like shucking and jiving...cooning really. Coonery at its finest.
Damn, even after all these years they got us shucking and jiving, look at the Chicken Noodle Soup....
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Song by The Vandals.
"Soup of the day, flavor of the month, stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt."
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A collaboration song between j-hope BTS and Becky G (27/09/2019)
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken noodle soup
With a soda on the side
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